Ducks - I also have a cow.

It took me 4000 years to write this, and I still hate it. *sigh* I guess this is one of those times when I just have to accept that it's as done as it's going to get, and move on.

No betas were harmed in the writing of this story. All mistakes are mine.

Title: The Minute She Died
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Disclaimer: As IF!
Pairing: Gunn/Faith; Gunn/Fred
Rating: NC-17 (Explicit sexuality, drug use, dark imagery, bad language)
Timeline: Immediately after "Hole in the World"
Spoilers: All and sundry are (is?) fair game, especially from "Hole in the World" on.
Summary: He feels it like a K-hole in reality.
A/N: By little_fucker's request for the Original AtS/BtVS Stoner/Junkie Ficathon. Requirements are at the end. I had a *really* hard time with this assignment, as I've got *no* direct experience with these particular substances. I've also never really written Gunn. Sorry!
Drug(s): Crack and/or Special K.

( The Minute She Died )

Many MANY thanks to the wonderful, awesome, amazing folks at con_critique, who truly helped make this a better story! *Sigh* I love con_critique

Title: Never Lies
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Disclaimer: As IF!
Pairing: Dawn/Dana; B/A
Rating: NC-17
Content: f/f slash
Timeline: Future – two years after NFA
Spoilers: All and sundry are (is?) fair game.
Summary: Dana never lies.
Dedication: For tiarrajanae,by request for the Dana Ficathon.
A/N: Requirements are at the end. The thing about Charlie Chaplin's coffin is true. Found it at dmarie's time capsule: http://www.dmarie.com/timecap/. Very cool resource for character development.

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( Never Lies )

Sorry this is late, but this is the first time I've been able to get on LJ in like.... A MILLION YEARS! *cries*

Title: "Ikea Calling"
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Pairing: Lilah/Lindsey
Rating: Hard (Heh.) R
Timeline: Past – before Lilah or Lindsey ever even heard of Angel
Summary: Talking about coffee tables makes Lilah sweat.
Dedication: for brokenharlequin for the Fluffathon. And to doyle_sb4 for the indispensable Ficathon List.
A/N: Requested elements are at the end. Many thanks to cputrbug and killerweasel for the beta! :)

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( Ikea Calling – Lilah/Lindsey Fluff )

Why is it whenever I write Angel/Xander (or variations thereof), Xander ends up... not healthy? *G*

Title: Variations (on a Cock)
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
Livejournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Rating: NC-17
Content: Explicit slash, bloodplay, torture, non-con, Dirty Bad Pr0n.
Pairings: Angel/Xander, Angel/Vamp!Xander, Vamp!Cordy/Vamp!Xander
Timeline: Alternate Reality – takes place around AtS S5
Summary: When stupid plans go awry.
Feedback: Don't make me beg
Dedication: To ljgould and fickledame, the brave souls who agreed to beta this dirty, evil little ditty.
A/N: Angel Ficathon backup for willa_writes, by request. Requirements are at the end. This isn't a total AU – pretty much everything we remember happening to Angel still stands, except that Xander wasn't able to save Buffy at the end of Prophecy Girl. Angel and Xander have been lovers since then. Angel never lost his soul. I'm sure there are tons of other differences, but they're mostly irrelevant to this story.

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( Variations (on a cock) )

Voila. On time!

Huge, slurpy thanks to flurblewig for the final beta. *smooch*

Warning: Darkness ahead! *siren noises*

Title: All of This Dust
Author: Ducks
Email: ducksfanfic@yahoo.com
Website: http://ducksfanfic.denialbubble.com
LiveJournal: http://theantijoss.livejournal.com
Disclaimer: As IF!
Pairing: Angel/Dawn, heavy B/A undertones
Rating: NC-17
Content: Graphic sexuality, violence, bad language, drug use. Angel/Dawn sex. *shudder* DARK imagery!
Timeline: Distant Future
Spoilers: All and sundry are (is?) fair game.
Summary: When everything is broken.
Dedication: For girlflesh, by request for the Angel Ficathon. And to Angel, who will Always be my hero. Thanks to amorousfear and flurblewig for the excellent beta!
A/N: Inspired by the song “All of this Past” by Sarah Bettens. Requirements are listed at the end.

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( All of This Dust )